Spoiler-Free Review of “The Monkey” in Theaters: A Campy Good Time!

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“Turn the key and see what happens…”

The Monkey released in theaters on February 21st 2025. The American horror comedy film (based on the short story by Stephen King) stars Theo James, Tatiana Maslany, Colin O’Brien, Elijah Wood, Rohan Campbell, and Adam Scott. It runs for approximately an hour and thirty-five minutes.

When twin brothers discover a strange wind-up toy, they soon realize that it may be causing horrific deaths around them. Twenty-five years later, a new killing spree begins, forcing them to confront the toy once again.

Here is the trailer:

The Monkey doesn’t hold anything back, presenting us with violent and shocking kills while still having some fun. Is it worthy of YOUR next watch? Let’s find out…

The Pros:

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Cringe-worthy kills.

If you enjoy films like Final Destination, then this is the film for you. The kills are outrageous, extreme, and stomach-turning. You won’t be disappointed and I was pleased that the trailer didn’t ruin them all.

I also really liked the dry humor included in this. I was worried that this movie might take itself too seriously, but it went with the bonkers concept and just had fun, making this a blast to experience in theaters.

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Theo James stole the show!

My new favorite genre is Theo James covered in blood! He was absolutely fantastic in this! Normally I hate voice-over narrations, but I enjoyed listening to him. The past and the present timelines were equally interesting and a lot of that has to do with the cast.

Tatiana Maslany was great as well and it was fun seeing a lot of familiar faces pop up in this one.

The Cons:

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Sluggish pacing in the second half.

I think I preferred the first half of this film to the second. Don’t get me wrong…I liked the second half too and that’s where Theo James shined, but there were some pacing issues. The movie was only an hour and thirty-five minutes, but it felt like it was dragging a little bit until we got to the final act. I think we could have wrapped things up a little bit quicker.

That’s really my only con. I thought everything else came together seamlessly.

So am I in or out?

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I’m in!!!!

The Monkey is a bonkers and bloody watch!

Theo James is a lot of fun in this one. I highly recommend it!

I hope you enjoyed the review and feel free to post your own thoughts and theories on The Monkey in the comments section below. Thanks so much for reading and happy viewing!

Best,

Amy Koto, TV Fanatic Girl

DON’T TAKE THE JOB…

It was only supposed to be temporary…but when Olivia Crewe accepts a new position that seems too good to be true, she soon discovers that twelve other girls previously had the same job as her. Only none of them lasted for more than thirty days. No notice. Nothing…right before they mysteriously disappeared without a trace.

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Spoiler-Free Review of “Presence” in Theaters: A Slow Burn That Pays Off in the End

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“Make yourself at home…”

Presence released in theaters on January 24th 2025. The psychological supernatural horror film stars Lucy Liu, Chris Sullivan, Callina Liang, and Eddy Maday. It runs for approximately an hour and twenty-five minutes.

A family moves into a suburban home, but they soon begin to suspect that they are not alone there.

Here is the trailer:

Presence creates a different kind of haunted house movie, presenting everything from the spirit’s point of view, which has its moments. Is it worthy of your next watch? Let’s find out…

The Pros:

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Unique gimmick.

I actually really loved the concept behind this. It was very cool seeing everything from the spirit’s perspective and I love it when films try something different. This film definitely went for it with its smaller budget, which I appreciated.

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Great to see Lucy Liu in this!

I’m a huge fan of hers and she’s the main reason why I went to see this in theaters. I thought she acted circles around everyone else and had one moment in particular that really struck a chord with me. It was chilling and it stirred a lot of emotions within me.

Callina Liang did a solid job as well in this. I’d like to see her in more horror films because I thought she really shined.

A final act that leaves you thinking.

This movie is definitely a slow burn so be prepared for that. I didn’t really know where it was going, but I have to say that I was very impressed with the ending. It was shocking, emotional, and so well done. I’ve been thinking about it ever since I left the theater. It really redeemed this film for me and made me change my initial thoughts on it.

The Cons:

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Trippy camera effects that weren’t for me…

I get what they were trying to do with them, but after a while I got really dizzy. The gimmick was overdone and it took away from the plot at times. It was super distracting.

Even though this movie is on the shorter side, the majority of it drags. It’s a slow burn, but it moves excruciatingly slow at times so be warned about that.

Not scary at all…

Look, when I see a trailer that says this will be “one of the scariest films you’ll see this year,” I have high expectations. This film was not scary at all. In fact, the scares were laughable and ridiculous.

I think the issue here is that this film really wasn’t a horror film. It had elements of it, but the emotional components and family drama were the focus and I’m fine with that, but I’m not sure why it’s being advertised as a super scary ghost story because it’s not that.

So am I in or out?

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I’m in about 75 percent…

Presence has a disturbing final act worth sticking around for with a solid twist I’m still thinking about.

This was a unique film, but there are a lot of slower moments to sit through so be prepared for that.

I think people will either love or hate this film. I have to admit that I was leaning toward hating it, but the ending changed my mind, making my overall watch worthwhile.

I hope you enjoyed the review and feel free to post your own thoughts and theories on Presence in the comments section below. Thanks so much for reading and happy viewing!

Best,

Amy Koto, TV Fanatic Girl

THIS COMPETITION IS KILLER…

When former friends, Shay and Adriana team up to participate in a Halloween scavenger hunt with a cash prize, they temporarily put their differences aside to outsmart their opponents. However, they soon start to realize that a dangerous threat is playing their own version of the game, stalking them during each hunt.

Winning is now a necessity as their lives are at stake. As old wounds and memories re-surface, Shay and Adriana attempt to unmask the threat before the night is over, but soon learn that Scream Hunt is not done with them just yet…

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Spoiler-Free Review of “Immaculate” in Theaters: A New Scream Queen Emerges!

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“I hope you find what you’re looking for…”

Immaculate released in theaters on March 22nd 2024. The religious horror film stars Sydney Sweeney, Álvaro Morte, Simona Tabasco, and Benedetta Porcaroli. The film runs for approximately an hour and thirty minutes.

Sister Cecilia is invited to a remote convent in Italy to take her vows as a nun, but she soon discovers that there are dark and sinister secrets lurking within that put her in immediate danger.

Here is the trailer:

Immaculate explores the horrors that can exist away from the rest of the world in an extremely disturbing way. Is it worthy of your next watch? Let’s find out…

The Pros:

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Unsettling and horrifying moments.

There was something so utterly terrifying about the overall tone of this film. Sure, some of it was utter nonsense but it still chilled me to my core and had my skin crawling during several key moments. I left the theater in complete shock after what I had just witnessed. It was extreme, intense, and absolutely insane in the best way possible.

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Sydney Sweeney proves her worth.

Wow, she was FANTASTIC in this role. I wasn’t sure what to expect at first, but as the film continued to build and build, her performance got stronger along with it. She poured so much into her portrayal and unleashed something spectacular. She’s an absolute star and she just carved her way into the horror genre, making this a performance to remember for sure.

More please!

The Cons:

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The weak jump scares didn’t add anything…

I really hate when films do this because it disrupts the overall tone of the film. This film was already terrifying enough with its content. It didn’t need these at all to provide shock value. Trust me.

The film started off really strong, but the pacing did slow down for a while after this. This wasn’t a major con because I expected this to be a slow burn, but be prepared for some fluff to sit through before you get to the extreme insanity.

So am I in or out?

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I’m in!!!

Immaculate is deeply disturbing, featuring a bloody captivating performance by Sydney Sweeney. 

A twisted gem for horror fans!

I hope you enjoyed the review and feel free to post your own thoughts and theories on Immaculate in the comments section below. Thanks so much for reading and happy viewing!

Best,

Amy Koto, TV Fanatic Girl

DON’T TAKE THE JOB…

It was only supposed to be temporary…but when Olivia Crewe accepts a new position that seems too good to be true, she soon discovers that twelve other girls previously had the same job as her. Only none of them lasted for more than thirty days. No notice. Nothing…right before they mysteriously disappeared without a trace.

My supernatural thriller Girl Number Thirteen is out now! I hope you enjoy!

Girl Number Thirteen is available here!

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